Dear Tango,
Last night, after a very delightful and satisfying encounter with my boyfriend, he turned to me in bed and said "I love how the pooch of your stomach disappears when you lie on your back."
Now, I know he meant this as a compliment, but I couldn't help but feel like reaching down and squeezing his balls until he screamed in pain.
Why would he say such a thing? Didn't he realize how insensitive he was being?
Ticked Off in Tiverton
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Dear Ticked Off,
No, he didn't realize how insensitive he was being. He had just had sex. All the blood had rushed from your boyfriend's head and was currently doing a happy dance in his nether regions.
I empathize. I will never forget the time I was lying in bed with a very yummy man after our very first - and very pleasurable - tumble. We were catching our breaths and basking in the glow when Yummy turned to me and said "Now I know for sure that you're really a redhead because the carpet matches the drapes."
This very same experience has happened to women for centuries, and will continue to happen far into the future. Men will say anything or agree to anything right after spilling their seed.
Use this knowledge to your advantage. You're man will agree to buy you that pricey pair of Louboutins you've been lusting for. Hell, he'll agree to buy you the Louboutins AND the butter-soft leather limited addition Coach bag that you saw in the window of the Coach store at Providence Place Mall - and not the bag you thought you would have to settle for at the Coach factory outlet store in Wrenthem.
Use your power wisely, Ticked Off, and save the big-ticket item requests for when your man is thinking with his little head, and not his big one.
Have fun,
Tango
Last night, after a very delightful and satisfying encounter with my boyfriend, he turned to me in bed and said "I love how the pooch of your stomach disappears when you lie on your back."
Now, I know he meant this as a compliment, but I couldn't help but feel like reaching down and squeezing his balls until he screamed in pain.
Why would he say such a thing? Didn't he realize how insensitive he was being?
Ticked Off in Tiverton
***************************************************************************************************************************************
Dear Ticked Off,
No, he didn't realize how insensitive he was being. He had just had sex. All the blood had rushed from your boyfriend's head and was currently doing a happy dance in his nether regions.
I empathize. I will never forget the time I was lying in bed with a very yummy man after our very first - and very pleasurable - tumble. We were catching our breaths and basking in the glow when Yummy turned to me and said "Now I know for sure that you're really a redhead because the carpet matches the drapes."
This very same experience has happened to women for centuries, and will continue to happen far into the future. Men will say anything or agree to anything right after spilling their seed.
Use this knowledge to your advantage. You're man will agree to buy you that pricey pair of Louboutins you've been lusting for. Hell, he'll agree to buy you the Louboutins AND the butter-soft leather limited addition Coach bag that you saw in the window of the Coach store at Providence Place Mall - and not the bag you thought you would have to settle for at the Coach factory outlet store in Wrenthem.
Use your power wisely, Ticked Off, and save the big-ticket item requests for when your man is thinking with his little head, and not his big one.
Have fun,
Tango
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