Dear Tango,
This is your sister. While I enjoy your writing style and wit and skewed take on life, I don't like reading about your sex life. I'm not a prude; I just don't want to read about you having sex with all these random men. I'll skip over the sex stuff and read only what does not have to do with sex. I just wanted to let you know.
Not a Prude in Providence
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Dear Sis,
While I respect how you feel, I am surprised at your somewhat provincial attitude. You are a well educated, liberal, and open minded person with a Master's Degree in Psychology from a respected University.
Thus I am surprised that you are unable to separate the writer from the writing. And also your seeming inability to suspend disbelief. I find it interesting that you are able to enjoy books and movies about Hobbits and Wizards and the like. Granted, you are not related to a Hobbit or a Wizard so I guess it would be easy to imagine them having sex. Which they must or else there would be no Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter trilogy.
In regards to you reading only my non-sexual writing...um...I'm a sex writer. You know that. So you're not going to be reading many of my blogs or poems or book chapters.
I know! Why don't you try reading my blogs and poems and books and substitute a Hobbit for Tango and a Wizard for whomever Tango is fucking? Problem solved, no?
Have fun,
Tango
This is your sister. While I enjoy your writing style and wit and skewed take on life, I don't like reading about your sex life. I'm not a prude; I just don't want to read about you having sex with all these random men. I'll skip over the sex stuff and read only what does not have to do with sex. I just wanted to let you know.
Not a Prude in Providence
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Dear Sis,
While I respect how you feel, I am surprised at your somewhat provincial attitude. You are a well educated, liberal, and open minded person with a Master's Degree in Psychology from a respected University.
Thus I am surprised that you are unable to separate the writer from the writing. And also your seeming inability to suspend disbelief. I find it interesting that you are able to enjoy books and movies about Hobbits and Wizards and the like. Granted, you are not related to a Hobbit or a Wizard so I guess it would be easy to imagine them having sex. Which they must or else there would be no Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter trilogy.
In regards to you reading only my non-sexual writing...um...I'm a sex writer. You know that. So you're not going to be reading many of my blogs or poems or book chapters.
I know! Why don't you try reading my blogs and poems and books and substitute a Hobbit for Tango and a Wizard for whomever Tango is fucking? Problem solved, no?
Have fun,
Tango
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