Dear Tango,
My boyfriend is extremely jealous. I can't even look at another man or he will get angry and yell at me. He is even jealous of the fiance of a couple that we hang out with. I do not like to be yelled at and I'm on my last nerve. Can you help?
Hopeless in Hopkington
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Dear Hopeless,
I'm not going to tell you anything that you haven't heard of or thought of before…your boyfriend's insecurity; his need for control; his anger management issues. Blah Blah Blah, right?
Your boyfriend sounds like he needs some help, pronto. And by help I mean professional help - therapist, psychiatrist or at the very least a book about coping mechanisms.
My question to you is this: is he good in bed? Because I will tell you... everything - every single issue between a man and a woman - comes down to that. Tango can overlook almost anything if a man can make her shake and her toes curl.
Who the fuck cares if he yells at you as long as he makes YOU yell in ecstasy. If he does, then ignore him when he starts to act up. Better yet, shut him the fuck up by sticking your tongue in his mouth.
Or, better yet, kneel down in front of him, undo his jeans and take him in your mouth. I guarantee you he'll shut up toute de suite; hell, he'll forget his own name.
Have fun,
Tango
My boyfriend is extremely jealous. I can't even look at another man or he will get angry and yell at me. He is even jealous of the fiance of a couple that we hang out with. I do not like to be yelled at and I'm on my last nerve. Can you help?
Hopeless in Hopkington
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Dear Hopeless,
I'm not going to tell you anything that you haven't heard of or thought of before…your boyfriend's insecurity; his need for control; his anger management issues. Blah Blah Blah, right?
Your boyfriend sounds like he needs some help, pronto. And by help I mean professional help - therapist, psychiatrist or at the very least a book about coping mechanisms.
My question to you is this: is he good in bed? Because I will tell you... everything - every single issue between a man and a woman - comes down to that. Tango can overlook almost anything if a man can make her shake and her toes curl.
Who the fuck cares if he yells at you as long as he makes YOU yell in ecstasy. If he does, then ignore him when he starts to act up. Better yet, shut him the fuck up by sticking your tongue in his mouth.
Or, better yet, kneel down in front of him, undo his jeans and take him in your mouth. I guarantee you he'll shut up toute de suite; hell, he'll forget his own name.
Have fun,
Tango
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